chloweafterdark:

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

He forgot the forty two cents though

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

THE CAT FUCKING RETURNED THE KISS

OH MY GOD

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oh-my-camila:

deideiartistic:

mememaster:

From presidential daughter to straight up gangster in 0.2 seconds

Like father, like daughter:

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fairyvibes:

m-agnolias:

notoriovsk:

kelseycolby:

hollow-nothingness:

cheekbonesofbenny:

exhaustedapostate:

andraisnotonfire:

iamchimp:

mylifeinfandom:

supchesters:

zo-wie:

wekisstobemissed:

atidae:

deniul:

all my followers need to know who this is

this makes me die a little inside.

missed by millions

aw this picture

I don’t actually know who this is.
But from what I’ve heard, he says ‘Crickey’ a lot.

Steve Irwin, The Crocodile Hunter. He was an Australian wildlife expert and had his own TV shows, he died 7 years ago, while filming a documentary, when a stingray pierced him through the chest. He left behind his wife and children.

And yeah, ‘Crikey’ is his catchphrase. I loved this guy. RIP

HE DIED 7 YEARS AGO?! How old do I feel…

I remember the day he died…R.I.P Steve

Oh god no i’m crying :c he was my childhood

My childhood idol <3

omg he was like the best thing ever when i was litttlee. miss you crocodile hunter

The fact that its been 7 years makes me feel like an old lady. Wow. Still so sad. :(

Aussie legend !!

i miss him!

he is my hero!

:(

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cuz.. penguins

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somehideitbetter:

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

velma-dear:

iconicmonsters:

I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.

satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse

when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.

*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*

I agree with all of these rules…I’m really uncomfortable now

wow..

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colorless-b-e-a-u-t-y:

Cara Delevingne